My Nose Has Been Waiting Thirty Years For This

Can you say Septoplasty? Sure. I knew you could. I can’t right now. But I’m thinking about little else right now having had the surgery a couple o’ days ago. How does it feel? Like I got punched in the nose, then left with straws stuck up me nose. I’ve had nothing but problems with my snooter since I can remember. Chronic sinus infections; pneumonia; constant runny nose; even a drop in my vocal range of about 2-3 semi-tones. All these because I broke my nose a bunch o’ times in my misspent youth. I shoulda had this done 30 [...]

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